(interior, dark room. A door creaks open, spilling in light as someone leans in.)
Is that it? Have I finished pounding this thing into a reasonable approximation of what I wanted my site to be? Did I finally finish checking it on mobile, desktop and tablets? How about those artistic types with the roughly three square-miles of monitor space?
Yeah? It looks good? Did we get all the T’s dotted and the I’s crossed?
Well heck then, let’s get this PUSH THE BUTTON!
(a click, and the theme to ‘The Muppet Show’ begins playing)
Um. Was that the right button? How do I stop this thing….